Monday 20 April 2009

And I eat men like air

I hate most things. I hate. I'm a hater. I just want everything to fuck off for about 5 years.
Here are some reasons why.

  • In the words of Girls Aloud, 'I can't speak French'. Unfortunately, I can't 'let the funky music do the talking'. It is my GCSE French Speaking Exam on Thursday.
  • The credit crunch has affected my busking. I like to think it' s the financial situation, rather than that I've gone rubbish. I put in the effort. I dance these days, fucking hellll. I'm hungry for the dollahhh.
  • The reason why I need money is not to buy myself dresses anymore. It actually isn't. It's to buy train tickets to London to see my lovely lover. But I can't. Because 1) I don't have money, because of the previous point 2) The trains have been messed up for the last few months, so you have to change all over the place and it takes like 3 hours or something.
  • Nowhere sells nice prom dresses.